Birds In My Ears And A Devil On My Shoulder.

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(via igooutwithabang)

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via igooutwithabang)

webmails:

a snake live there ?
Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality.

haturade:

that terrible moment when your friend brings you to a new group of friends and you have no idea who anyone is and they dont talk to u and u just stand there awkwardly not knowing what to say to anyone

(via avolating)

oh-kevin-gee:

why is this so true

supnoah:

thank god my burning hatred for humanity keeps me warm throughout these cold winter months

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